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幽默的英語(yǔ)格言四年級(jí)作文
下面搞笑的英語(yǔ)格言之中能夠引你幽默一笑的是哪一句呢?以下是百分網(wǎng)小編給大家?guī)?lái)幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)格言，以供參閱。
幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)格言【精選篇】
01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過(guò)于錯(cuò)誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 懷才就像懷孕，時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了才能看出來(lái)。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 還能沖動(dòng)，表示你還對(duì)生活有激情，總是沖動(dòng)，表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我問(wèn)一個(gè)在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫(xiě)點(diǎn)啥?”他說(shuō)：“我解決了住房問(wèn)題!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 媽媽說(shuō)人最好不要錯(cuò)過(guò)兩樣?xùn)|西，最后一班回家的車和一個(gè)深愛(ài)你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的愛(ài)情是你透過(guò)一個(gè)男人看到世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒(méi)帶過(guò)兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘?yáng)光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)格言【經(jīng)典篇】
1、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡.
2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?
3、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居,不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道.
4、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后都有一個(gè)女人，每個(gè)不成功男人的背后都有兩個(gè)女人。
5、Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.
再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
6、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的`,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái).
7、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).
8、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
愛(ài)情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng).
10、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩.
11、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)",所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.
12、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái).
13、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!"不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明.
14、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.
15、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
16、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是!
17、A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)，但并不妨礙你盡情地觀看.
18、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn.
幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)格言【熱門篇】
1. 學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘記的越多, 忘記的越多;知道的越少, Good health is above wealth.
2. Only the faith to facts is the faith to truth.
3. Life is half spent before we know what it is.
4. Lies have short legs.
5. The higher up,the greater fall.
6. Time,like water in sponge,can be squeezed out if you like.
7. Life is long if you know how to use it.
8. Brevity is the soul of wit.
9. Never do thing by halves.
10. Experience is the father of wisdom.
11. Yesterday will not be called again.
12. Experience is the father of wisdom.
13. Ideal is the sun of life.
14. To strive,to seek,to find,and not to yield.
15. Well begun is half done.好的開(kāi)始成功的一半
16. Life is a challenge,meet it!生活就是挑戰(zhàn),面對(duì)它!
17. Pracice makes perfect.熟能生巧
18. Nothing is hard for those who will try.世上無(wú)難事只要肯攀登
19. Reading a good book is just like ma-ki-ng a good friend.讀好書(shū),猶如交好友
20. Life is not all roses.生活不總是一帆風(fēng)順
21. Life is a duty perform it.生活是責(zé)任,履行它
22. Pleasure shared with others is more enjoyed.與人分享快樂(lè),樂(lè)上加樂(lè)
23. Fortune favours those who use their judgement.幸運(yùn)總偏愛(ài)那些慎思善斷的人
24. Pride goes before a fall.驕者必?cái)?/p>
25. There is no royal way to learning.學(xué)習(xí)無(wú)捷徑
26. Knowledge is power.知識(shí)就是力量
27. The years teach much which the days never know.學(xué)問(wèn)積年而成,實(shí)非一日之功
28. Life is to pursue knowledge.生活,就是求知
29. Where there is life there is hope.留得青山在不怕沒(méi)柴燒
30. Look before you leap.三思而后行
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